my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”
if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports
when my parents complain about me
sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit
My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do
"remember that time when yo-"
and then yo-
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid
What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]
what if 911 called you
did i allow u to have fun without me